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		<title>Lama Boy: Who Knew Buddhists Can Gangsta Rap?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian MacKenzie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just For Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buddhism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those people think Buddhists take themselves too seriously:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those people think Buddhists take themselves too seriously:</p>
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		<title>Why You Never, Ever, Try To Cheat A Disney Collector</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian MacKenzie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Just For Fun]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is an actual email correspondence between a Disney DVD &#8220;collector&#8221; (as they&#8217;re known) and an eBay seller that recently sold her a $37 copy of Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs. Names have been changed to&#8230; who am I kidding, the buyer is my sister. I thought it was too funny not to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>The following is an actual email correspondence between a Disney DVD &#8220;collector&#8221; (as they&#8217;re known) and an eBay seller that recently sold her a $37 copy of Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs. </p>
<p>Names have been changed to&#8230; who am I kidding, the buyer is my sister. I thought it was too funny not to post.</em></p>
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<p><strong>Hello,</strong></p>
<p>I received my DVD today in the mail and was not impressed. I do not believe that this was a brand new DVD as almost all Disney DVD&#8217;s have the cover slip on them and sealed with tape that has the movie&#8217;s name on them, which this one did not. </p>
<p>Furthermore, the DVD was scratched on the other side and the title of the movie was misspelled leading me to believe that this is a pirated copy. I am not happy with this purchase and would like my money back, unless you can prove to me that this is an authentic Disney DVD.</p>
<p><span id="more-157"></span>I own almost every Disney DVD and this particular one doesnt look anything like them.</p>
<p>- Amanda</p>
<p><strong>RESPONSE:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Hello Amanda,</p>
<p>All of our DVD&#8217;s are brand new from an authorized distributer, the item should have been sealed when you received it.  I believe the problem is that you are comparing this DVD to a retail store purchase which it is not.  </p>
<p>Only DVD&#8217;s purchased in retail stores ever had the security tape or protective sleeve.  The majority of them from the Disney DVD club, Columbia House, or other online retailers never included this which a simple Google search will confirm.</p>
<p>As for the scratch, was the dvd loose in the case or anything or more  importantly is the DVD playable?</p>
<p>- Mike</p></blockquote>
<p>Hi Mike,</p>
<p>Thanks for getting back to me. The problem is I was expecting a &#8216;bought from retail&#8217; looking Disney DVD especially for $37. I collect them, and I want the sleeve that goes with it. </p>
<p>Upon further inspection of the papers that are inside the box, there is a typo of Dwarfs that is spelled <em>Dwarts</em> making me believe this is not a real copy. Also as I have previously mentioned the misspelling of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs appears on the underside of the DVD as <strong>Shou Whife and Seven Dwarfs</strong>&#8230;</p>
<p>I know for a fact that a real copy of this movie would not have misspelled the very title of the movie. I dont doubt you bought this movie from an authorized dealer but I do believe that this is a pirated copy. Even the graphics on the paperwork are kinda crappy looking and not sharp images like my other Disney movies. </p>
<p>As for the scratches on the 2 disc&#8217;s right around the middle it looks like someone has taken a tool of some kind and scratched something out, also they are stamped &#8220;FP&#8221; which I have never seen on any other Disney movie.</p>
<p>I am not saying you knew this was not a real Disney DVD, I would just like my money back because I am not happy with this purchase and I do not want a fake or pirated Disney movie. </p>
<p>Please don&#8217;t think I am accusing you of anything! I just do not think that this is a real Disney DVD, and would like a refund, unless you have any other suggestions? This did come sealed, yes, in the clear plastic and I would be happy to send you pics of the scratches I am talking about too&#8230;then you can see the misspelling as well!</p>
<p>Thanks,<br />
Amanda</p>
<p><strong>RESPONSE:</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Hey Amanda,</p>
<p>I definitely see where you are coming from here however please <a href="http://importdvds.wordpress.com/2008/07/30/imported-disney-how-and-why-they-differ-from-uk-versions/">read this</a> before you jump to any conclusions.  It should explain how Disney DVD’s vary in look and quality so that you can understand the differences.   </p>
<p>Also note that 37 is a pretty good deal for this release, I’ve seen ones with the slip covers sometimes go for around $100 on ebay but usually go for between 50-60.</p>
<p>Of course if you would still like to return the product you may do so however they are definitely authentic in that they are licensed releases with royalties paid to the Disney Corporation.</p>
<p>Mike</p></blockquote>
<p>Mike,</p>
<p>Thanks for the link, but I still think it&#8217;s a fake. The corners of the paper on the title page are square. Disney rounds the corners of the title pages. I own 30 Disney DVD&#8217;s ALL of them have ROUNDED CORNERS except for the one you sold me. </p>
<p>Coincidence? </p>
<p>Send me documents that Disney received royalties&#8230;send me something to prove that this is a GENUINE Disney DVD! There are too many things wrong with this movie that point to a pirated version. It also will not play in my laptop or my DVD player. It will only play on my play station. </p>
<p>ITS A FAKE.</p>
<p>- Amanda</p>
<blockquote><p>Seller has yet to respond.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>7 Reasons To Attend The Gleneagle 10 Year Reunion</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 22:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian MacKenzie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our Beloved Gleneagle Secondary An Open Letter to the Graduating Class of 1999: It&#8217;s hard to believe it&#8217;s been 10 years since we walked the halls of Gleneagle. 10 years since we felt that high school would never end and we couldn&#8217;t wait to get out into the &#8220;real world&#8221; and start living. Now it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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<div class="caption">Our Beloved Gleneagle Secondary</div>
<p><em>An Open Letter to the Graduating Class of 1999: </em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe it&#8217;s been 10 years since we walked the halls of Gleneagle.  10 years since we felt that high school would never end and we couldn&#8217;t wait to get out into the &#8220;real world&#8221; and start <em>living</em>.</p>
<p>Now it&#8217;s 2009.  I bet a lot has changed.  Maybe you&#8217;re married.  Maybe you have kids.  Maybe you&#8217;re still living at home&#8230;maybe not.  </p>
<p>Maybe you&#8217;re on the fence about attending the upcoming reunion on May 23.   Well here&#8217;s 7 reasons that will convince you to come. </p>
<p><strong>1. Nobody cares that you don&#8217;t have an amazing job</strong></p>
<p>This seems like the main reason people don&#8217;t want to attend most reunions.  You feel like everyone else is a millionaire, celebrity, professional athlete, or any number of vague professions that are more glamourous than yours.   </p>
<p>But chances are, most people are working a normal job.  And besides, if you have one great &#8211; if you don&#8217;t reunions are great for networking.</p>
<p><span id="more-127"></span><strong>2. Nobody cares that you still live at home</strong></p>
<p>With the cost of housing these days, it&#8217;s no wonder we&#8217;re the generation of <a href="http://www.boomerangkidshelp.com/">&#8220;boomerang kids.&#8221;</a>  Don&#8217;t be ashamed.  After all, the food is great and you can&#8217;t beat the rent.</p>
<p><strong>3.  It&#8217;s in the school gym. </strong></p>
<p>Think of all the great times we&#8217;ve had in the school gym.  Watching basketball games. Awkwardly square-dancing.  Now we get to relive the experience, and you don&#8217;t have to do any sit ups!</p>
<p><strong>4. Taylor Kitsch is rumored to show up</strong></p>
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<p>Taylor loves Gleneagle Reunions</p>
</div>
<p>Hot off his <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2018237/">superstar movie career</a>, Taylor wouldn&#8217;t miss the reunion for the world.  Or would he&#8230;  </p>
<p>We&#8217;re not saying he&#8217;ll show up for sure.  But it&#8217;s possible.   And if you&#8217;re lucky, you could be in the back of a paparazzi photo!</p>
<p><strong>5. Like you have something more memorable to do that night</strong></p>
<p>Do you really need another drunken night at Rooster&#8217;s or The Point? And you can always watch those reruns of <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Friday_Night_Lights/">Friday Night Lights</a> another time.  On the flipside, you&#8217;ll remember your 10 year high school reunion forever.  </p>
<p><strong>6. You finally have a reason to wear those Calvin Klein jeans and No Fear t-shirts again</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;Second place is the First loser.&#8221;   With slogans like that, it&#8217;s amazing No-Fear t-shirts haven&#8217;t come back in style already.  Kickstart the trend by rescuing them from your closet.</p>
<p><strong>7. You haven&#8217;t slow danced to &#8220;November Rain&#8221; in forever</strong></p>
<p>Remember when the song feels like it&#8217;s over, but then it&#8217;s not over, and you wonder if you should keep dancing with the person or break off and move away slowly?  Yep, good times.</p>
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<p>So there you have it &#8211; no more excuses left to avoid the Gleneagle 10 Year Reunion.  We&#8217;ll see you there!</p>
<p>Sincerely, </p>
<p>Ian &#038; <a href="http://www.benfelch.com">Ben</a></p>
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